A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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