People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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