a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Then you guys just all showered together...?
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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