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Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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