Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
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They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
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Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.