God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
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Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
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Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.