He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
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I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
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Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.