sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
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The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
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My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend