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• (763): View more from Minnesota

  Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.

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• (925): View more from California

  I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.

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• (229): View more from Georgia

  I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot

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• (813): View more from Florida

  Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour

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• (323): View more from California

  I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing

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• (507): View more from Minnesota

  He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.

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