remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
i just woke up with two martini umbrellas taped to my nipples... idk how they got there
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
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