Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
Randomize