She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
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I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
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You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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