just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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