Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
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kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
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I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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