Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
I came so hard my ears popped.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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