i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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