i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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