I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
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