The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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