the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Randomize
