I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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