i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
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and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
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I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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