Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
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all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
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I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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