doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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