Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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