I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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