Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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