he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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