I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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