I'm jealous of your bromance
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
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Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
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I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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