is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
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