It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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