Me. At least after what I've been through.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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