Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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