Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
How naked do you want me to be?
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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