Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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