Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
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