she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Randomize
