Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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