wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
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Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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