yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
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