so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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