around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
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