Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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