but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
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