No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
they're like a gay fantastic four
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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