He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I need a beard to bite.
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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