I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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