Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
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