I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
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