Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
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sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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