is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
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He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
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I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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