you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Randomize
