are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
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His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
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I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
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So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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