i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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