Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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