no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Randomize
