just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
3pm strippers are depressing
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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