bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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